WHY ARE WE FASCINATED BY CELEBRITIES?
Whether they are A List, B List or just plain Crap List.
We see them in the glossy mags leaving a store in casual jeans carrying their groceries.
Why do we find this remarkable?
When our cherished celebs are caught off guard falling out of night clubs smashed out of their heads, we find them even more interesting....Why?
Their cellulite, face lifts, varicose veins, boob jobs, drug & drink problems and above all their sex lives suck us all in.
It is getting to the point now on those reality TV shows when we dont quite know who they are, but that is not the issue because we do not care, so long as they are a bit famous.
That is where this calendar comes in,to satisfy the publics' ever insatiable appetite for even more crappier celebrities.
Who for instance is Paul Burrell's butler?
Learn the thoughts of the president of Heather Mill's fan club.
In this calendar you will discover what Jordan's plumber looks like.
The Glaswegian who knew the dwarf off Fantasy Island.
What ever happened to Michael Jackson's monkey mate, Bubbles?
Hear what Al Pacino's gardener says about Al's spuds.
Be outraged at Samuel L Jackson's brother Kevin.
Find out why Tom Cruise's ex-bird left him.
Robbie William's old school chum speaks out.
We've even tracked down R2 D2's pen pal.
Check out Paris Hilton's rear
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